Team Edward

Insane people, who think Edward is a better choice for Bella, even though he left her, made her suicidal, and nearly killed her with his kid.

Fan 1- Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Fan 2- Team Edward
Fan 1- * sends Fan 2 to a mental ward*

by t.h.1155 November 10, 2020

Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.

My friends little brother was being a uncle Edward Jr.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023

Isaac edward norton

a very werid child who doesnt know what he is ever talking about. he is said to have a severe case of herpes of the butt hole and sifilius.

eww nasty! Isaac edward norton, you got sifilus!

by imacoolperosnn March 25, 2009

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Edward

An Edward normally thinks everything is cap but it’s true and he is a crackhead but he hasn’t discovered his true self by looking at the mirror

The term Edward normally means being a crackhead an example in a sentence is Edward is still scamming his mates 40 p lollipops like it’s nothing and then let’s people who he barely knows yoink one off him and not do anything about it

by Edward is a crackhead November 22, 2021

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.

I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.

by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017