The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011
Get the Funniest Drunk mug.Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
by Nicho December 14, 2008
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Get the Noah Drunk mug.The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).
by lurvesmel November 21, 2010
Get the flaming drunk mug.When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 16, 2011
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Get the Drunk 3po mug.The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 June 3, 2007
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