designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

Amazing driver

Someone who is a gangtsta when it comes to driving and has all the grandmothers shook at his alpha ness in the skoda

Obi is an Amazing driver

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

Bus driver

Back burner bitch

Bus driver

by Fishbreath1957 April 16, 2019

tiburon driver

Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.

That tiburon driver thinks they’re soo cool. Who’s gonna tell him it’s not a race car?

by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019