douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

douchefag

Used similarly to its phrase of origin (douchebag) to describe someone of negligible character, someone shady or a repeat offender of crimes of douchebaggery.

The guy who always under estimates the number of beers he will drink when it is time to pool cash for a beer run is a real douchefag.

by trippnballz April 3, 2009

Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011

Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009

douchebaggery

Of douche; Acting like or implying a douche bag; lame

What kind of douchebaggery is this?

by Denfro Licious June 14, 2006

douchefag

a person who is a douche and also a fag

the new kid is a total douchefag

by ray maas March 28, 2009