Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave

"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)

by Doctor Time April 22, 2011

davening

Prayer. Used by Orthodox Jews and wannabes. Reform Jews say tefilla. Verb form: to daven.

Yankl's davening sounds like a dying cat when he davens from the amud.

by Clomes May 24, 2011

Daveo

To pursuade, blag, bluff or otherwise trick your way to a better gain.

After convincing the bouncer that indeed both myself and Richard were on the guest lists, I turned to richard and said "we just pulled a right Daveo there son."

by neno86 October 20, 2011

Dave don't care

The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.

Did you fuck that dude?

Dave don't care man

by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

Dave

My discord husband who plays mano all the time

Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?

Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.

by Imdiscordmarried July 9, 2019

Dave the slave

When a slave is named Dave

Did you hear about Dave the slave?

I heard Dave the slave started a motherfucking riot, lets draft his ass in the war.

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

daven

Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.

Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020