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Crusty Line 

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
Crusty Line by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021

Crusty old dude 

A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.

A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.

Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.

Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.

They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.

Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
Crusty old dude by JSBC March 22, 2021

crusty mc cheese 

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms

Crusty_Musky

A streamer who occasionally breaksdown and has a identity crisis(hes had 5)
Man 1:when stream
Crusty_Musky:break from streaming lol
Crusty_Musky by Crusty_Musky June 17, 2021

crusty_clownz 

a very cool tiktoker with rlly good content and drawings
crusty_clownz is awesome and i love his stuff!

Crusty bin 

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.
I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.
Crusty bin by anonymous July 6, 2021