cool

The only word that doesn't go out of style.

Cool will probably never go out of style.

by Adrian May 13, 2007

Cool cool

A phrase that can be used in any situation.

Example ~
Person 1: the weather is really awful today
Person 2: cool cool

by GRIXRE May 22, 2016

Cool Story

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

by Hobie Animations August 5, 2017

cool load

1. The act of a male masturbating into a window AC, spraying the cooled ejaculate upon himself.

1. J can't make it out tonight, he's probably cranking out a cool load.

2. It's so hot out, I'm gonna bust a cool load after work.

by Kirk Fitzpatrick August 11, 2008

cool

a simplified way of telling someone to shut the fuck up because you don't give a shit.

"lolz hey! it's me! i'm not morbidly obese anymore!"

"cool"

by Alex Lee March 2, 2005

colostomy bag

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.

That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!

by RachelS December 2, 2003

You're cool

What you say when somebody has to ensure their "coolness". It has to be done in a sarcastic tone, or else the effect isn't achieved.

1: Dude, do you have the homework? I fell asleep last night
2: Nah man, I don't do homework, that shit is fucking nerdy
1: Oh you're cool.

by dat assases May 2, 2009