colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

codsnogger

A term of derision for supporters of Pompey FC. They are also known as skates because of their fishy persuasions ie: shagging fish when there are no women available (or in some cases even when there are). Codsnogging is a form of foreplay prior to fucking a skate.

How're you doing? Did you fuck that skate last night?

Nah, She reckons I'm a codsnogger. She said I smelt like fish.

by Unionhotel February 24, 2010

Codename D

dē/ n. A kind-hearted and highly misunderstood vigilante who, through guerrilla art, promotes a message of peace, love and understanding. Like the Fawkesian vigilante 'V' before him, he states that beneath his mask there is more than just flesh, there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

"Look! There goes Codename D! The Dandetta has begun!"

by D for Dandetta February 3, 2010

colon creeper

A guy who like to go up another guy's butt.

Dude, you see that guy over there? He's a total colon creeper.

by Nickmpop April 17, 2010

Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.

Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.

by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011

Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.

Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.

by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011