half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.

step-co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandniece's husband.

My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Co-tern

It is an intern with whom you work.

My co-tern is such a bitch; she never does any work and shops online like a fiend.

by mogeez July 17, 2010

soi co doc

A type of wolf that loves being a human, it wants to be friend with kids (especially <16 years old).

When I came across the primary school, my soi co doc instinct in me arose.

by Flippinc September 17, 2023

Chris Co

literal hell

“Chris Co is nothing but hell.”

by rooisbald January 1, 2022