A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else
Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?
Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.
Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.
by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011
Get the Chimpano mug.Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.
by bug bugly July 6, 2016
Get the chimpion mug.When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee hairline mug.A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.
Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well
by Echo_ December 12, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee mug.by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020
Get the Chimpanzee mug.a) The act of chimping
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.
“Hey Johnny, how’d you get all this great cologne?”
(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.
(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.
by jespyderguy October 21, 2021
Get the Chimped mug.1) Chimping is a way of life in which your diet primarily consists of Stella, burns and class As.
2) May also mean feeling extremely rough the day after the Stella, burns and class As have been consumed.
2) May also mean feeling extremely rough the day after the Stella, burns and class As have been consumed.
1) “Look Spud’s legs aren’t working”
“Yeah bro he’s majorly chimping off the ketamine”
2) “Where the fuck has Squeal gone?”
“He’s back at the tent chimping to fuck”
“Yeah bro he’s majorly chimping off the ketamine”
2) “Where the fuck has Squeal gone?”
“He’s back at the tent chimping to fuck”
by Al Stackit August 31, 2021
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