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Carter

Carter is a guy who will care for you till the day you die. It's hard to not love Carter with all of your heart. And it's even harder to not think of him 24/7. He can always make you laugh even in the toughest and/or saddest situations. Try not to discriminate anything that he worships though, that's when it gets mega tough.
Why are you so happy all the time? You're always smiling.
Oh, I've been dating Carter for a month now.
by Ur Mom AThon April 14, 2019
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Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.
He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.
by Salanzarx November 18, 2018
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Carter

the ballsiest weedwhacker ive ever met. fucking massive calves from years of regurgitation and ungilith frolicking.
i just shidded my carter
by anonymous September 9, 2021
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Kaleb Carter

Kaleb, specifically beginning with the letter "K", are a special kind of person. Now add the last name Carter, and you've got yourself a soulmate, and a lifelong best friend.

Kaleb Carter is a silly and sweet person, with a much kinder heart than he'll ever admit. He shows love in ways people don't always quite understand, but in the end, he always leaves every person with a smile on their face.

Kaleb Carter is a best friend, who will laugh with you, sing with you in the car, buy you Baja blast and Dr. Pepper because he knows their your favorites.(even when he only has $3 in his bank account)

Kaleb Carter, is a one of a kind, beautiful, wonderful person.

I love him, forever and always.
"Man, Kaleb Carter sure is a good name... I want to name my future son that so he treats his girl right!"

"Kaleb Carter? Yeah, he's Nina's boyfriend, I'm sure they'll be getting engaged in no time. Gosh, they're gonna have a beautiful life together."

"Kaleb Carter is hilarious, he's kind of racist at times but he's hella funny"
by Nina.Beanz August 13, 2023
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Spamuel Carter

To be a 'Spamuel Carter' is to be totally gay and poofy and love cock.
Wow that guy is such a Spamuel Carter, see him reading that gay porn.
by Bob Hannigan October 20, 2008
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Carter

Carter is an asshole and annoying asf. This man seems like he would be nice at first but just is a pain in the ass. He doesn’t know personally space or common courtesy. Overall HES very out there but if that’s what you vibe to ur gonna have a great time. But after awhile you’ll get tired of it
Carter is kinda too close
Can u back out carter??
by Ilovecoldpillows July 17, 2022
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Carters Bowl

Putting your feces in a bowl, stirring it up, and ejaculating inside the bowl, while wanking your Weiner in a cheese grater. After you finish stirring, you go out and serve it to the first homeless person you can find. If they don't accept your offering you dump the mix of sperm and feces onto their head.
"Hey, man do you want to go Carters Bowl people? Lets see if people will eat it all"
by Mrs Ma'am April 15, 2024
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