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bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat
Colin bafflegag sev
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Buff

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Jeydin Luis Alejos is buff asf type shit
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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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buff

1. (adjective) muscular and good-looking
2. (noun, verb) in video gaming:

2.1. a temporary effect in a game that makes a character or something else more powerful (an opposite to debuff)

2.2. a change by a game developer to some element of the game to make it more powerful (an opposite to nerf)
Adam is so buff, all the girls drool over him!
Then the boss casts an aoe dispel magic, dropping all our buffs -- and the next thing we know, it's a total party kill!
Since Valve buffed that Crusader's Crossbow, it actually became a somewhat viable choice!
by __Vano November 10, 2024
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buff tally

Aye icl shes some buff tally yk
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guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"
by Theadourus January 29, 2024
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Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.
"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"
by Racer XXX February 23, 2024
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