bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat

Colin bafflegag sev

bafflegag by anonymous November 15, 2023

Baffleufagus 

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.

Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."

Baffleufagus by BondiRusty February 24, 2010

baffergaggle 

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

baffergaggle by jdm14885 January 10, 2012

bafflegab

Meaningless answer to a question

I asked her to tell the truth and say you love me, and all I got was "bafflegab"

bafflegab by vic schioppo September 17, 2003

Bafflegasted 

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

Bafflegasted by mrchin July 29, 2010

Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

Bafflegated by Adam A. April 21, 2006

bafflegasted 

A word used when ur so surprised you need to be baffled and flabbergasted at the same time!

WOAH THATS CRAZY IM BAFFLEGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bafflegasted by anonymous March 7, 2023