blondeyness 

A person with blonde hair has 'blondeyness'.

Me n Kelly have Blondeyness!

blondeyness by Bexie July 10, 2004

blondicap 

A conjunction of "blonde" and "handicap"; defined as the amount of slack given to a blonde who is attempting something, to make up for her perceived ditziness

If you are playing pool with Candi, you may need to blondicap her a few balls

blondicap by YelloHeeb January 4, 2006

Blonde ride 

1. sex with a blonde woman.
2. a woman with blonde hair.

1. John's got a blonde ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot blonde ride.

Blonde ride by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009

black blonde

Typically a black girl raised in the suburbs but knows nothing about the hood or hood niggas in general. She takes on all traits & favorite aspects of her white counterparts including: Starbucks, Giving head, Watching "Friends", and listening to "Flo'rida, Can't hold an argument or make a valid point without sounding like a "Valley Girl". Like's black guys but usually only the Nerdy ones. Loves White guys that talk,dress and act hood but won't actually give a black guy from the inner city a chance.

Bro why you stop fucking with ol girl? Man she's a black blonde bro! I thought she was smart until she opened her mouth and started talking and acting like "Stacy Dash"

black blonde by Samuel Mothafuckin Jackson July 3, 2016

Blonde Mafia 

A group of three girls who like to get in over their head.

I'm not scared. I don't need 3 people backing me up.

Blonde Mafia by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

blonde blackie

A black haired person who acts blonde.

austun is a blonde blackie

blonde blackie by hbic123 January 23, 2010

Blonde 

What Gaby should be.

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3

Blonde by Ari April 17, 2005