by Sydswag May 28, 2020
Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.
When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.
Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"
Bro- "Nuke Nutz"
Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"
Bro- "Nuke Nutz"
by NewkNutz March 14, 2014
by Charlie T. Brown February 11, 2009
To ejaculate within the mouth of your unsuspecting significant other during a routine act of fellatio with great speed
. Usually accomplished by holding back until the right time when they can't pull their head away.
. Usually accomplished by holding back until the right time when they can't pull their head away.
by Initial Buret Volume August 29, 2019
make your partner take mouth half full of ice (solid or crushed) and suck your erect male penis. It is usually painful at first but when you climax you will see gates of heaven for the feat you achieved
by maki untate November 16, 2015
Making a scene about, ridiculing, blasting at someone about losing in the game of life. To deny someone or make fun of them reminding them of there failures.
Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.
Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.
He slam blasted her in the store for missing an eight hundred dollar payment even after she had already paid most of it and had given him thousands in gifts. He made a scene about it and made it sound as if she had never paid for anything at all.
by mypart November 07, 2012
When an unforseen tax free infux of goverment funding is depositied into your bank account. Examples of such are overpayment of taxes resulting in return, college refund checks, ones month worth of pay in the Iraqi desert, and a blast from any other source you deem worthy of cheddar blast.
by Federmaus187 February 04, 2005