osama's beard

when your pubic hairs are longer than your penis

shave osama's beard and your dick will look longer

by lawrence55rolb October 22, 2009

Chopper with the beam

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.

Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

by lil uzi lyrics October 26, 2016

beam me up, hottie!

What you say when you pass by a foine specimen you don't know.

Tina: Hey Emma, look at that guy! He is so cute!
Emma: Beam me UP, hottie!
Irene: you guys are a bunch of fags.

by hey bra July 20, 2008

Turkey Beard

A woman's vagina with large flappy lips

That ladies turkey beard was wore out.

by Michael Fleis. July 16, 2008

Chin-Beard

A beard that remains completely contained within the chin area.

Check out that nice, small, properly shaven chin-beard!

by Beardman!!! July 4, 2010

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004

arabian beard

The act of ejaculating on your partners chin while she's sleeping and then snipping your pubes onto her face so they stick and look like a beard.

I gave my bitch an arabian beard after i threw her down the stairs and knocked her out.

by SSK Sgt. Lemon July 20, 2008