Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
Get the Asshole Taxmug. An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
Get the alpha assholemug. When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
Get the Asshole Dilemmamug. When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
Get the asshole golfmug. asshole-stimulator
I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
by Smammon September 12, 2019
Get the Asshole-Stimulatormug. Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018
Get the Asshole Aprilmug. The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.
by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020
Get the Chutney assholemug.