Arkward

A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.

*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*

by cory1234 June 28, 2018

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005

Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010

Awkward

My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!

Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!

by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010

awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)

awkward peacock, as appears above.

by dmq88 January 16, 2010

awkward

in your 5-31-05 daily word "emergency dance party" you spelled the definition wrong! Awkward is correct...you spelled it akward

An awkward moment occurs when you spell something wrong in a dictionary!

by Helene Patterson June 7, 2005