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Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside
by Channman March 21, 2017
mugGet the Window hammermug.

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.
Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?
by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016
mugGet the Dick windowmug.

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
mugGet the fogged windowmug.

jeremy window

Jeremy window is a code name used for a lie if you do not want to give your actual name to somebody they are most commonly referred to as a twin sister
He looks wired I’ll tell him my name is Jeremy window
by Jeremy window February 17, 2022
mugGet the jeremy windowmug.

pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.
Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.
by carltonkid11 June 8, 2018
mugGet the pussy windowmug.

Window Cuck

A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
mugGet the Window Cuckmug.

The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 29, 2020
mugGet the The Pynchon Windowmug.

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