Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them

Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking

by Superjordz August 20, 2007

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009

frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.

Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then

by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015

wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.

-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.

by Skinner413 October 11, 2013

Wank tomb

A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.

I’ve just lost my job so I spend most of my days sealed in my wank tomb.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018