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Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.
by BadManGabe September 14, 2019
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Bonus Waffle

A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.
"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."
by nightcheese April 23, 2013
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chicken waffle

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.
Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
by Matticus84 October 8, 2013
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the sandman waffle

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth
man you just got the sandman waffle
by scotty and austin February 19, 2009
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creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
by Blackkmac October 13, 2016
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Subliminal waffling

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
by Grambo52 October 29, 2011
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