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A waste of dick 

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.
That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.
Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.
Dick Waste by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

Life waster 

Someone who completely consumes another persons life for years until that other person is old run down and broken with nothing to show for all the years of studying and hard working.
Dick is a real life waster letch, just look at what he did to Betty’s life!
Life waster by Hagithaa May 11, 2019

Time Waster

A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.

A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.

They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.

If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.

In fact, quite the contrary.
I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.
Time Waster by Shadie Jordie July 29, 2019

Florida waste pipe 

The act of shitting into a blender, then pour the Liquid into a water gun and blast your next door neighbor
"Yo I hit Jeremy with the florida waste pipe yesterday"

Tyme-waster 

Tyme-Wasters are a group of superior people who waste time. They don't attend school and live on Tyme Land. They love cows and are good at French.
Wow. Danielle is a Tyme-Waster.

Ew. You aren't a Tyme-Waster.
Tyme-waster by cardi dyatlov September 14, 2020