A person who is so woke that they masturbate whilst looking in the mirror at themselves whilst cross dressed with a dildo up their anus. If they are a male they will additionally eat their own semen.
Wow, did you hear what Billy said? He thinks biological males can call themselves women. He sure is a wokeywanka.
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