My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.

I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.

by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008

Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

Vagina Decliner

Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).

I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.

by I Crack Me Up December 23, 2010

Vagina rattle

An instantaneous sexual urge a woman gets which strikes from out of nowhere.

Rosie was sitting at her desk working on an important project when she was struck with a vagina rattle that made her start day dreaming of nailing a co-worker in the broom closet.

by GereE May 23, 2008

Vagina Win

What Courtney thinks is a win, but is a utter FAIL....on a mammoth scale

i win 1:06 PM
that's a vagina win right there if i ever saw one 1:06 PM






....ive looked and there is no Vagina win in the Urban Dictionary
so your win is V O I D

by Formula_51 January 19, 2009

vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014