Ohio University 

Perhaps the only outcropping of enlightened intelligence in Southeastern Ohio, Ohio University is a state school capable of giving students of the hard sciences a better education than Ohio State University. However, its soft sciences are filled with students whose primary priorities consist of filling up on delicious malt beverages. It is the only place in Southeastern Ohio where a Jewish or Moslem person won't have to hide their identity. Known for a Halloween party that shuts down a large portion of the town and causes massive arrests of out-of-town Ohio State students.

No, that's Ohio University. Not Ohio State. It's down and to the right on your map. Yeah, your daughter got arrested there.

Ohio University by Who, me? August 16, 2003

Wright State University

A medium sized college located in southwest Ohio that serves mainly commuters. WSU is known for its lame parties,decent dorm rooms, excellent engineering program , and its hot girls. Many kids there wear Wright State t-shirts in order to remind themselves what school they go too.

I park out in lot 20 because I love walking 20 miles to get to my car!
I came to Wright State University because my parents made me!
I'm transferring to 0SU in 2 years.

Wright State University by John D'ope October 23, 2005

kennedy western university 

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Also known as Warren National "university"

I couldn't get into college, so I got a Kennedy Western University "degree"

kennedy western university by jimbob44 April 6, 2009

universal re-monster 

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

universal re-monster by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004

Universal Password 

The one password you use for everything (video games, bank accounts, e-mail, Facebook, etc).

If someone gets a hold of it, you're ruined.

Universal password

Universal Password by Interactive November 4, 2009

Biola University

a small Christian university founded in 1908.

it's student population consists of various cliques:

- the SOS leaders-
They'll yell in your face for the first week of school and never say hi after that. They can be spotted wearing their "SOS jackets" (the equivalent of letterman's jackets). Word on the street is SOS is a cult - blood in blood out.

- the RA's -
While RA's at normal universities spend their time making sure there isn't too much sex or alcohol on the floor, RA's at Biola spend their time talking to you about your feelings.

- the SMU kids -
The servants of Biola. They grew up in a upper middle class white family, yet they have a connection with the third world country struggles. They are the most clever of the Biola students for somehow getting all expense paid vacations.

- Bropoc -
These kids used to be the flyest kids on the block. They had all the looks, dance moves, and recognition. That is until someone stole it..

- Chickenpoc -
The new "it" group, or so they want you to think. Most of them are art majors, hence their "too trendy for you" stench. Once practices for Mock Rock start you'll know.. just check your Instragram. Also, don't say hi to them if you see them around campus, they will NOT say hi.

- the Koreans -
The only other race aside from white people. They flock together, like the true eagles they are. Not much is known about them unless you yourself are Korean.

Overall, Biola University is a good school with a Pharisee here and there.

Biola University mantra: John 3:16

Biola University by little_eaglette_1908 December 19, 2013

Princeton University Band 

Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.

Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."

Princeton University Band by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010