Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.

Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."

by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013

Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.

"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."

by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017

toast

toasting used to be the name for the kind of rapping they did over dub reggae records (before rap was invented)
also called chatting
i guess it comes from toast as in 'raise a toast to someone'

i-roy, mikey dread etc

by rand hobart May 30, 2004

toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.

Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.

by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 9, 2015

Toast

A game played by a bunch of guys that stand around a piece of toast, they all masterbate onto the toast and the last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.

Hey man. Lets go play some toast. I always win.

by Collin Boyles January 15, 2006