Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.
Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!
by kunt_get.a.job June 22, 2010
when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
by jackdee August 31, 2010
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
by Grambo52 October 29, 2011
Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
by Adam W. March 14, 2007
It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
by BadManGabe September 15, 2019
A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.
by Combdawg July 20, 2008