creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .

I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.

by Blackkmac October 13, 2016

waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.

Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.

by Adam W. March 18, 2007

the sandman waffle

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth

man you just got the sandman waffle

by scotty and austin February 19, 2009

Subliminal waffling

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.

So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.

by Grambo52 October 29, 2011

Co-Waffled

The act of being owned or as others say, pwned, in a video game or real life situation such as Call of Duty or a mere soccer game with friends.

Person 1: I just totally Co-Waffled that n00b
Person 2: Yeah he was totally pwned

by CodyKoolKat12 September 29, 2010

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

chicken waffle

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.

Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.

by Matticus84 October 8, 2013