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I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.
Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.
by B. Snooks June 16, 2010
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OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.
by Sam Permain February 23, 2005
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big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.
Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!
by PeteMat March 3, 2009
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Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer
by Evil Tim September 9, 2003
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Riley Hunt

A guy who rants about who puts girls into stereotypes of women, calls about 90% of women basic bitches. Rants a bunch about what he would do for his girl, only to call her bitch endearingly after, and claims that he has less of a chance talking to girls because of his body figure being flabby.
Guy 1: Hey man, I would love that girl to death, but she needs to stop being a basic bitch and know every guy isnt chiseled! I need pussy too!

Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.

Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.
by Edster2618 May 2, 2018
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Chunch Hunting

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word
by A Pissed off Rhino January 7, 2022
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Waddock hunt

Sounds like what a cunt also Kenziehagbag is very skinny
Oh it’s waddock hunt
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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