by jordook November 15, 2009
This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.
by jordook November 16, 2009
When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.
I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!
by jordook November 15, 2009
Usually caused by taking laxatives, a dookati is when you let loose and a screaming turd comes out with tremendous speed.
Debra just wouldn't stop talking to me while I was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I let out a dookati. We don't speak anymore.
by jordook November 15, 2009
A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.
by jordook November 15, 2009