jordook's definitions

arch dook

A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.

Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dookati

Usually caused by taking laxatives, a dookati is when you let loose and a screaming turd comes out with tremendous speed.

Debra just wouldn't stop talking to me while I was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I let out a dookati. We don't speak anymore.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dook nukem

A shit that comes out firing on full auto. Aka the machine gun trots.

Those steak chalupas gave me the seriousdook nukems.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dook it out

When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.

I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!

by jordook November 15, 2009