naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013

party shorts

Name for cargo shorts worn on a BAMF. Don't even.

"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"

by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013

Short+Gay

Short+gay=Sereena

Someone: Hey can you tell me what short+gay=
Someone: It is sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn August 31, 2018