e-TARD

(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.

The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.

by Googly Person September 13, 2011

Rea-Tard

When you randomly have the urge to pop up out of no where and be a person with special needs. You tend to mock different races and cultures as if you were them. You do not know the difference between white and black.

That Paul kid is always there, i think he might be a Rea-tard.

Dude your not german are you Rea-tarded.

by Runningfever09 January 17, 2008

E-tard

A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.

Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.

by Ali J December 20, 2004

3-Tard

A three wheeled cycle used by mentally challenged to pick up cans and slow down traffic. Often trademarked by orange flags, a bell, personalized license plates, and a basket on back.

That retard needs to get his 3-tard off the road.

by Patrick Sierra December 24, 2005

TLDR-tard.

One who posts a reply to a post that indicates they clearly haven't read the original entry.

It was like the guy hadn't read my post at all, he sounded like a total TLDR-tard.

by Nashty2490 September 24, 2013

half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004