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A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.
That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.
high-tard by Entry Sisters January 22, 2007
Related Words

dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2
Dan is a dunce tard.
dunce tard by cochang May 20, 2007

cell-tard 

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.
Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!
cell-tard by RW321 August 17, 2008

Muck Tard 

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool
A drunk on ice is a muck tard
Muck Tard by koho9 December 31, 2010

Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

A female or Male who goes and I oop and also sksksksksksk but is also a sjw *social justice warrior* but worst of is working for EA
:Henry: wow she is being such a dumb ass bitch social ass sksksksk warrior looking ass bitch

:Kyle:Oh you mean a Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass
A pathetic loser!Typically a 18-60 year old male who can't get a date with a real woman. Often lives in a family members basement.
Usually a racist. Loves to play WOW and other gay role-playing games when not on /b/ or looking for porn.
Often found in 12-16 year old girls chat rooms on stickam, blogtv or some other webcam site. They think they are cool when they use misspelled words 4 code..examples..Pl0x, tiem, liek, nao, bewbs, noob, etc...little do they know that it really makes them look like an idoit. A /b/tard's favorite saying is Tits or GTFO. They say (type) it over 9000 times daily! /b/tards love mudkipz. They are the reason we can't have nice things. /b/tards are not disgusted by anything! They can watch a midgette get beheaded while fucking a dead horse covered in maggots, all while eating a sanwhich and laughing. /b/tards think it is funny to ruin someones life: Especially a beautiful young lady with a bright future. /b/tards are scum of the earth and are truely sign of how our society is failing in general. /b/tards are proud to be the scum that they are!
Did you see all those /b/tards raiding that poor girl's chat room last night? She was scared shitless! Those /b/tards found out all her info and threaten to come to her house and rape her! What a bunch of losers!
/b/tard by howdydudey August 4, 2009