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shit talking 

Talking bad about someone with one of your friends or buddies.
Also hatred.

Jenny to Ashley: Bitch, you have the gayest hair ever.

Ashley's friend: Ashley, is she shit talking again?
shit talking by The T-Town-King. September 12, 2006

Taking Dick Modifier 

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.

Taking a Nap 

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
Taking a Nap by Josh April 13, 2004
When a sailboat switches back and forth, alternating which side of the boat is facing the wind. Tacking allows a boat to make progress in whichever direction the skipper wishes to go.
The catamaran tacked toward the sunset.
tacking by zanny May 26, 2004

taking a grieb 

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.
"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"
taking a grieb by Batman89 December 27, 2007

Talking that game 

Trying to get with someone; making a move; flirting
Bob: imma be talking that game to Jamey, so I can go to the prom with her .

Jon : I see you
Talking that game by Niaa0411 December 16, 2016