Tom Turkey 

A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.

Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.

Tom Turkey by Tom Turkey21 November 18, 2014

Tom delay 

One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.

Hopefully, Tom Delay will be forced to resign.

Tom delay by Alex April 30, 2005

Tom Holland 

The most precious smol bean but also the sexist man alive

Tom Holland is a MAN

Tom Holland by quacksonlover August 11, 2018

Tom Cruise 

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.

Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise by Horsiest Q. Ravishing July 19, 2005

Tom Foolery 

Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

Boy that old Elvis he does nothing but Tom Foolery anymore, I tell you what...

Tom Foolery by Arngrim October 6, 2007

Tom Grieve 

A non-alcoholic mixed drink of diet coke/pepsi and grenadine. It can also be garnished with a cherry.

Is distinguished from a Roy Rogers by containing diet rather than non-diet cola.

"I don't always drink non-alcoholic beverages, but when I do, I make it a Tom Grieve. Stay thirsty my friends." ~Most Interesting Man In The World.

Tom Grieve by sdfsghkj November 12, 2012

Tom Haverford 

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

Tom Haverford by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010