the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.
Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)
by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010
Get the Stoner science(best read when stoned)mug. A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
Get the Stoner Spreadmug. 
Get the Stonermug. A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.
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"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
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by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022
Get the 2022 Stonermug. “I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021
Get the stoner skillmug. A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
Get the ghetto stonermug.