Stowaway Stoner 

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.

Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."

Stowaway Stoner by slickrick69 June 30, 2015

scro stoner 

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.

"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"

scro stoner by Sexystoner69 April 19, 2016

real stoner 

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.

Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.

real stoner by Btap December 20, 2016

Retired stoner 

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would

That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years

Retired stoner by Guarmine February 16, 2017

Sad stoner 

Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed

Bro you look like a sad stoner.

Sad stoner by Blazeikin March 27, 2017

kidney stoner 

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

kidney stoner by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017

griffin stoner 

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up

Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn

griffin stoner by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017