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pulling a Steven Slater 

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.
I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money
pulling a Steven Slater by mn24 August 10, 2010

Stevious Steven 

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.
Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven

the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments
I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true
the Steven theory by viobio2 November 8, 2022

Cheap Steven 

Masterbating/wanking in ones trousers and underwear
Callum had maths with the girl he liked and cause he's a perv he had a Cheap Steven when she bent over infront of him

Hot Steven 

When you eat a shit ton of spicy food or hot suace and The shit feels like fire coming out of our ass. You then Proceed to shit in someone’s chest to see if they feel the burn too.
Blake: I have to take the fattest hot Steven after this burrito right now.

Adam: let me take off my shirt and put a mat down.
Hot Steven by Romdel700 September 6, 2018

creamy steven 

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!
1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!
creamy steven by Ryami March 18, 2008