Stevious Steven

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.

Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven

by your mum's side hoe November 3, 2021

the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments

I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true

by viobio2 November 8, 2022

Cheap Steven

Masterbating/wanking in ones trousers and underwear

Callum had maths with the girl he liked and cause he's a perv he had a Cheap Steven when she bent over infront of him

by Chode gargalling fuck toilet June 17, 2016

Hot Steven

When you eat a shit ton of spicy food or hot suace and The shit feels like fire coming out of our ass. You then Proceed to shit in someone’s chest to see if they feel the burn too.

Blake: I have to take the fattest hot Steven after this burrito right now.

Adam: let me take off my shirt and put a mat down.

by Romdel700 September 6, 2018

creamy steven

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!

by Ryami March 18, 2008

Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009