WhatsApp status

A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.

I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today

by Socialmedia123 June 29, 2020

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

The status

When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.

Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.

by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012

Status Seeker

Someone that is rich and likes to show it, just for status

Ronaldo spent a fortune on suits at an exclusive shop just to show that what he's wearing it's unique,he's such an status seeker!

by Kadalyn May 7, 2009

zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

by DGAFn December 29, 2010

Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.

Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.

by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011