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Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.
Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
by KingDededededede April 7, 2020
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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.
Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom
by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020
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back-slapping

Type your definition here...back-slapping- praising yourself from what you have done happly
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...yoooh man!! Timms is BACK-SLAPPING himself for the goal he scored
by kahu-na March 2, 2021
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Nerd Skipping

Skipping a class for the purpose of doing work for another class.
The lonely kid was nerd skipping his anthropology class to study for his science test.
by S0mething rand0m March 3, 2021
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drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.
Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
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Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021
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