The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

There is a snake. A very long snake.

A very basic word to avoid.

There is a snake🙂. A very long snake. 😐

There is a snake. A very long snake.

by lolandabebongs September 15, 2022

artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 3, 2014

trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

by margie mario January 17, 2008

Sneaky Snake

A sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
A story teller

*Opens iPhone box* "WOW! Joel's penis! You Sneaky Snakes!"

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005