Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.

Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!

by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

pimpy-smack

Variation: also written as pimpysmack

Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.

b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.

c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.

d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché

Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"

Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")

Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"

by Pimpysmack Paul March 19, 2011

cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 6, 2011

Stinky Smack

The act of hitting a girl with an erect penis, that has been left for 3 or more days unwashed, either on her face or body.

'Talked to Tracey recently?'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'

by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011

powder smack

The act of dousing one's hand in powder such as talcum or baby powder and then smacking a bitch ass trick in the mouth.

My bottom bitch came up short on my funds and I had to powder smack the bitch ass hoe!

by Cleveland Post March 5, 2014

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

Sleep Smacked

When you've reached a point where you're so tired that it feels like you're smacked.

Jackson: D'andre keeps laughing Daniel, he's that tired! Lol

Daniel: He's sleep smacked bro! Haha

D'andre: zzzzzzzz....

by Superiorjay June 27, 2014