Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006

28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails

The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.

by ridge armstrong July 7, 2006

slump daddy

take it down;go to sleep

Pimp:bitch you slump daddy??
Hoe:no..baby im up!!
Pimp:fuck you not,you droolin on my fuckin mink

by JU!C3Y April 11, 2009

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

slarp

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009

dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.

Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen.

by Wipe Me May 9, 2006