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skeeterpee 

n. A Pruno made from lemonade or lemon juice.

The method of producing alcoholic lemonade.
Name so-called from the usually yellow color of the liquid and is generally a quick thirst quencher on a hot humid day.

Skeeterpee is generally any lemonade recipe with yeast added in and allowed to ferment for 3 to 4 days. Yeast is generally sourced from the slurry after a primary wine or beer fermentation. Since this slurry usually contain live yeast which would otherwise be discarded, it is generally the most cost effective way of making an alcoholic beverage that does not contain artificially added flavor or color.
Hey man you got a beer?

...Nah Bro. I got sum skeeter pee
Wuts Dat man???
Here have some Bro.

Woo Hoo! dis skeeterpee iz da shit!
skeeterpee by thaibu6 November 27, 2013
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Skeeter beatin 

A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos
That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.

Skeeter Fairy 

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair
Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.
Skeeter Fairy by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Skeeter Dick 

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.
1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"
Skeeter Dick by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015
To ferociously masterbate.
Lil wayne: "skeet, skeet, skeet, water gun. Like a pistol.
Skeet by Slixxlr December 26, 2015

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
skeet sheetz by mr dangling July 21, 2016

skeet sling 

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off
Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet