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skeeterpee 

n. A Pruno made from lemonade or lemon juice.

The method of producing alcoholic lemonade.
Name so-called from the usually yellow color of the liquid and is generally a quick thirst quencher on a hot humid day.

Skeeterpee is generally any lemonade recipe with yeast added in and allowed to ferment for 3 to 4 days. Yeast is generally sourced from the slurry after a primary wine or beer fermentation. Since this slurry usually contain live yeast which would otherwise be discarded, it is generally the most cost effective way of making an alcoholic beverage that does not contain artificially added flavor or color.
Hey man you got a beer?

...Nah Bro. I got sum skeeter pee
Wuts Dat man???
Here have some Bro.

Woo Hoo! dis skeeterpee iz da shit!
skeeterpee by thaibu6 November 27, 2013
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To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).
Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.
skeetered by deckhand February 23, 2010

skeetpee 

The bubbles in a man's urine after he has sex or masturbate.
I let my buddy Zak stay at my house and when it came home he Skeetpeed in my toilet.

Dude your so gross! You left you Skeetpee in the toilet.
skeetpee by DickStanley August 17, 2016
The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix
I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend
Skeetered by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

skeezerpleezer 

Someone who loves to fuck and suck skeezers. A male whore.
That motherfucking skeezerpleezer will fuck anything and everything.
skeezerpleezer by Jason Harvey June 16, 2003

skeeterbee 

Someone who is most likely secretly evil. Buzzing with vibrations of evil in their tone, voice and personality. You can feel their poisonous breath hanging in the air. They are often toxic friends who chew loudly, and should be treated well or they will turn you to a Skeeterbee too!
"Did you see her new shoes, I think they give off evil and dark vibes."
"I agree, she may be a Skeeterbee, we shouldn't mess with her"
skeeterbee by GeniusWorder September 28, 2020
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I'm so skeetered right now girl.
Skeetered by Officall smurf May 17, 2018