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simp

A guy who will do whatever to win a girl over no matter what. The girl has to bring nothing to the table.
John: hey trevor want to go to a rave
Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house

John: stop being a simp
Trevor: shut up your the simp
by Carol Baskin April 12, 2020
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SIMP

Someone who cancels plans with the homies to hang with his girl.
Isaac cancelled plans with Nathan to mess around his girl. Isaac is a simp.
by some guy in the world June 1, 2020
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simp

Those pussy nice guys that want to get a woman by respecting her and by making favors. For example morty, from rick and morty or mordecai, from regular show. Also a simp someone who donates to twich thots waiting for them to notice.
"Stop being such a simp, it's cringy, just ask her out"
by diabloツ May 11, 2020
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SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.
by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021
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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.
You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.
by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021
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simp

Dinesh Thavarajaha.
Guy 1: Hey do you know Dinesh Thavarajaha?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he that simp
by paggamonster October 19, 2020
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