shmongloid

shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features

girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid

by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

shmongloid

the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis

girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid

by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

shmooby

A cute boy who always knows how to make you smile,

You're such a shmooby! He is always there for you when you need him, a truly loving person. A person like no other you will ever meet, when you meet someone worthy of this name you never let them go.

by rawwwwwwwwrrrrr November 22, 2020

shmoogawooga

(Noun) Another word for brain, typically used ion the northeast coast.

“Man this bitch hurts my shmoogawooga.”

by TheCourtlixGirl December 9, 2020

Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

shmoosed

squished and smashed; oozing

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020