deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

Zachary Shart

A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.

“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”

by soupersmoothgirl March 27, 2022

Shart

The equivalent name on Parler for a "Tweet" on Twitter.

Like and Share this shart to promote my latest tinfoil hat conspiracy theory! This will ignite a shartstorm that will flood Parler!

by MrZeg December 4, 2020

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

shart

ur mom! a word that was made from the words shit and fart, and to say when i shart it means i was going to fart but shit came out too :3

charles : hey bbg ;c
lily : what’s up dog!

charles : i sharted 3:
lily : what a shame
*pause*
lily : i heard ur gonna be a goblin 4 halloween xD
charles : no i’m going as a clown 😭😭😭

lily : goblin deez nutz!!

by scwary:3 xD May 12, 2021

Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰

A shart that is very cute. Shart means fart that also has a bit of shit.

Wow I like your Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰!

by rest-stop-999 April 20, 2024

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022