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microwaved cucumber
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If
a boy
means nothing to you, but he's
warmer
than
a dildo
Do you
I
actually
like my
fuckbuddy
or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by
AriAndJoe
June 25, 2022
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microwaved cucumber
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farts over sharts
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The
better
of
bad
options
Sure, you can manage a
Lululemon
instead of
delivering
car parts
, but that's farts over sharts.
by
AriAndJoe
February 12, 2022
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