Scott

A whiny, incompetent, self-absorbed guy with the face of a schnauzer and the intellect of paramecium

Girl 1: Wow, my date was such a Scott. In the first 5 minutes he lost my shades when I asked him to hold them for a minute, then later he cried when the stars came out.
Girl 2: Oh no, how awful :(

by Naida December 15, 2008

Scott

The sibling that everyone has who can screw up miserably and still everything turns out okay.

A. My brother got kiched out of school, but he got a job making $11 an hour.
B. Seriously? Your brother is such a Scott.

by K1L1H March 13, 2010

scott

Generally someone who is too intelegent for their own good, likes sugary candies, and is flaily. Also describes somene who is anti-social, and would rather play video games than go to the movies.

"Why the hell wont that scott go to the movies?!"

by Chaaster999 February 3, 2008

Homeless Scott

The art of always being that guy that say dude, I forgot my wallet can you spot me......and having a scruffly ass i havent shavent in a year beard

yo homeless scott that nigga still owes me 6 buck

by anal lube March 22, 2005

back scuttle

shag up the ars.

a gave her a right back scuttlin.

by berwicka May 30, 2003

The Scatt

1.When you have reach the maximum level in Awesome.
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!

1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."

by BigPac April 27, 2006

Scott Peterson

fucking dick who murdered his wife and unborn child because he was secretly a fag

dude 1: did you hear about Scott Peterson?
dude 2: yeah, what a fucking dick!

by puss eater July 26, 2009