Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .

Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop

by filipgrk October 23, 2017

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write

“Scandinavian papicock”
Sorry you guessed wrong

by Wowwords February 1, 2018

Scandalistening

Someone that pretends to leave a room, fake sleep, or anything that shows indifference and inability to hear a conversation they are ease dropping on.

Careful what you say, because I bet that chick is pressed against the door scandalistening.

Look at that dude playing like he's sleeping, straight scandalistening.

by Silvershadowwolf68 February 7, 2018

Scangerly

Weathered and run down - someone who doesn't clean them selves and doesn't care for ones appearance

"Did you see Bryony last night?" Yeah she looked like a scangerly old hag!"

by Justin Dreams May 8, 2018

scanzano

A pussy midget neo-nazi that loves taking it in the ass from fat ass Georgian Klan members

What kind of fucked up person is that small and that racist and still likes taking it in the ass must be some gay ass scanzanos from some some shitty place like buttfuck new Jersey

by Boboscalalovesdogs June 3, 2018

Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018