shattoo

When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.

Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahh nasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"

by Manni Sheikh February 10, 2008

The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.

o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner

by dogfart69 February 6, 2012

shatroulette

The act of playing Chatroulette (of chatroulette.com) while taking a shit.

'Bam' was playing shatroulette in front of Ben Folds and 2000 fans in Charlotte, NC.

by shatmasterDA April 5, 2010

Coco's Hat

A really cool hat that Coco wears...it's awesome in every way possible...your hat can't even compare...btw, you need a new hat...

Random FA'er 1: Hey Coco, I really like your hat! It's sooo awesome!
Coco: Thanks, Random FA'er 1! It is awesome, you're right!
Random FA'er 2 (to Random FA'er 3): I wish I had a hat like Coco's Hat!
Random FA'er 3: Me too...*sigh*

by purple painter January 2, 2011

shatacular

(shã tãk' yü lər) adj. inspiring as much enthusiam as the recorded works of William Shatner (also shatastic)

Wow, her new Pomeranian is really shatacular.

by Voilodion Ghagnasdiak February 26, 2008

Shatrick

When you drop 3 logs in one sitting. Honorary mention entails doing so without one's legs falling asleep.

A Shatrick is a triple bowl ringer, a ring sausage.

by onryou74 August 16, 2010

Shatner

A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.

Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.

by Bexxx210 April 16, 2021