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self perv

someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others
"you're a complete self perv!" "stop being a complete self perv"
by munter1 April 5, 2009
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self-esheen

Possessing the Adonis DNA, tiger blood and warlock skills that would give one the most amazing winning self esteem ever.
I may weigh 400lbs., but with my new found self-esheen, I am going to rock a speedo at the beach!
by Doodoopie March 19, 2011
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self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012
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Self-Proclaimed beauty

A Self-Proclaimed beauty is someone defines themselves as being really cool, chill, funny, a party animal, people always wanna be around you, everyone wants to be your friend, etc...But most of time, people who call themselves a beauty are not actually beauties. They are wannabes, they think they wheel, they think they snipe and they think they party. A beauty is a hockey related slang.
A Self-Proclaimed Beauty says :
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.

I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
by carlos1992 December 9, 2012
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Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014
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self-isolate

A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling
Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020
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Self Cull

Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.
Evangelicals are eager to self cull.
by N81Der April 7, 2020
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